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Red badge with white text reading 'AS SEEN ON TV'.
Person with purple skin and blue hair wearing a black oversized long-sleeve shirt with white text on the chest, black pants featuring a newspaper-style patch on the left leg, and black shoes.
Person with blue hair seen from behind wearing a black oversized long sleeve t-shirt with white text that reads 'EARTH is THE ONLY LUXURY', paired with black pants and black shoes.
Black oversized long-sleeve t-shirt with white text graphic on the left chest.
Black oversized long sleeve t-shirt with white distorted text reading 'Earth is the only luxury' on the back.
Black wide-leg pants with front pockets and a newspaper-style graphic on the left thigh.
Back view of black essential barrel pants with a high waist and wide legs tapering at the hem.
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