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Offer valid while supplies last. There are no onetime fees. Member uniforms are sold individually. Actual product prices may vary. All sales are final. All items are limited edition between 10-1000 items per SKU. Don't call us we'll call you. Tax and shipping included at checkout. and vary by region.

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Red badge with white text reading 'AS SEEN ON TV'.
Person with purple skin and blue hair wearing black zip-up jacket, black shorts, white socks, and black shoes.
Person wearing a black jacket with the text 'Earth is the only luxury' on the back, paired with black shorts, white socks, and black shoes, standing facing away.
Black zip-up jacket with white text on the left chest reading 'EARTH MEMBERS ONLY' in stylized font.
Black jacket with white distorted text on the back reading 'EARTH is THE ONLY LUXURY'.
Black casual shorts with an elastic waistband and white drawstrings, featuring side pockets.
Back view of black casual shorts with elastic waistband and a single patch pocket on the right side.
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